May 2013
568 posts
“Stop thinking about art works as objects, and start thinking about them as...”
– Brian Eno (via jessiethatcher)
I could reblog/post this every day as a constant reminder.
(via notational)
“‘They create an environment where rape is funny, where you can be boastful about...”
– “Facebook’s hate speech problem” Mary Elizabeth Williams at Salon (via facebooksexism)
Watching Hannibal.
Me: That looks delicious...
Me: ....But it's people...
Me: The presentation on that plate is lovely!
Me: ...But... People...
Me: I could watch him in the kitchen for ages....
Me: ....But EVERYTHIng is people.
Me: ....
Me: ....
Me: ....I'm so disgusted, yet impressed.
benedictedcumberbabeof221:
mighty-thor-of-assgard:
danniauttumns:
ser-merlin-of-valyria:
tumblr has fallen
david karp is dead
yahoo is coming
your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail.
it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference:
“the ministry has fallen
scrimgeour is dead
they are coming.”
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
zeloismybaby:
kindred-spiritss:
hamfarto:
dildos-and-debutantes:
rescuerhera:
thejoshinator:
mpregbert:
ghostgiggles:
if you play an instrument youre automatically 10x hotter im sorry thats just how the world works
how the fuck do you play the mayonnaise
ask Patrick Star
emilioestevez:
story time
so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
shannananan:
mercimonamie:
i fell in love with him like ketchup falls out of a bottle: slowly, and then all at once.
oh my god you managed to one up john green.
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD GUYS THEY ARE GOING TO BUY TUMBLR
1/4 of tumblr: OH MY GOD THEY BOUGHT TUMBLR AND ARE GOING TO CHANGE EVERYTHING
1/4 of tumblr: WHO THE FUCK CARES, THEY AREN'T CHANGING ANYTHING ANYWAYS
1/4 of tumblr: yo wtf how is this fucking site 1.1billion dollars we literally post porn and doctor who all day
thefaultsinourself:
densofaxis:
the swim team at my school was able to slip in “we go in hard and come out wet” in the yearbook and the yearbook people didn’t realize it until it was too late so they put stickers over that part but everyone’s taking that s*** off
that is beautiful
sushiandpie:
phantoms4evr:
janetdevlinoffic:
Always remember that you are not worthless, organs are extremely expensive on the black market
My roommate and I just looked this up and your bone marrow alone is worth $23 million. 23 million dollars. So if you ever kidnap someone, don’t hold them for ransom, just keep them in a vegetative state and slowly sell their bone marrow on the black...
bandbutts:
If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
theyellowbrickroad:
just what if you got lost and out of the skies a voice bellows out “YOU HAVE TO SAY MAP” and youre like wtf and it yells again “SAY MAP” so you say map and a giant map comes out and starts talking and singing to you to try and help you find where youre going
heartsofthebroken:
einsteinonacid:
ineedtogetpaid:
i thought LGBT was a sandwich
Lettuce, Glitter, Bacon, Tomato?
Best post on tumblr.
iwillfindyouandiwillshipyou:
foolishcaptainkia:
gothamshitty:
kushdrinker:
sweet dreams are made of cheese
who am I to diss a brie
I cheddar the world and the feta cheese
Everybody wants a piece
isaac-lahey:
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
#are you surprised have you seen yahoo answers
that-disney-blog:
there are 3 types of people in the world: those that call him Flynn, those that call him Eugene and those that have no clue what I’m talking about
my-name-is-hilarious:
theyahoostaff:
yourfriendthecrow:
I don’t know bout y’all, but the Yahoo staff are fucking HILARIOUS
We are not fucking HILARIOUS
HILARIOUS COME HERE AND TELL THEM THAT WE ARE NOT FUCKING
theyahoostaff and i are just friends gOD
yes-this-is-patrick:
greentea-addict:
itseasytoremember:
meu-mix:
yes i support gay rights yes i would care if you died no i’m not going to reblog that post
yes i’m glad david karp made this website no i will not call him daddy
yes i think cancer is a terrible disease no reblogging that picture wont bring anyone closer to a cure
yes i love pizza yes im going to reblog pizza
Your mouth could do brutal things to my heart but you’re a risk I’m willing to fuck because I have a feeling your hands would do beautiful things to my thighs.
gehbiahblue:
I should not be allowed in a bookstore with a wallet
“Sleep is good and books are better.”
– George R.R. Martin (via teasoul)
whiskey-memories:
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
cockringtoss:
in other news an artist in wisconsin made a portrait of the former pope benedict
it is made of condoms
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
au-rev0ir:
“you either like me or you don’t. it took me twenty-something years to learn how to love myself; i don’t have that kinda time to convince somebody else.”
-daniel franzese
notsufferingfrominsanity:
beartier:
my mom said ‘Hitler was a penis potato’
and i have never been more confused in my life
until she looked at me like i was stupid and said ‘dictator… penis potato… god its like you’re not even my daughter’
i am so fucking done
actual photo of hitler
“I crave space. It charges my batteries. It helps me breathe. Being around people...”
– Katie Kacvinsky (via rainydaysandblankets) 